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Menino dormindo na igreja durante o sermão do padre

30 de agosto de 2010 1
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Os pais levam o filho de oito anos e a irmãzinha de 7 para a igreja.
Eles sentam na primeira fila para que o menino possa apreciar bem a missa.
Mas meninos de oito anos não costumam gostar de igreja, principalmente esse.
E ele adormece no meio do sermão. O padre nota isso, e decide dar-lhe um susto.
Ele faz uma pergunta direta para ele:
– E você, meu menino, diga quem foi que criou o céu e a terra ?
A irmã do guri espeta um alfinete na bunda do menino que acorda de sobressalto e grita:
– Meu Deus!
– Muito bem, meu filho – diz o padre.
Afinal, não esta errado… O pessoal que está por perto, olha para o menino…
Mas daí a pouco o menino volta a dormir, e o padre vê que precisa acordá-lo outra vez.
Então ele pergunta:
– E me responda agora, quem foi o filho de Maria e José?
A menina volta a enfiar um alfinete na bunda do menino, que acorda e diz alto:
– Jesus!
O padre percebe o que aconteceu, mas não pode dizer nada. O povo presta ainda mais atenção no menino…
A resposta está correta !!!
Mas logo depois o menino cochila novamente e o padre pergunta:
– O que disse Eva para Adão quando eles acordaram após a primeira noite juntos ?
Mas antes que a irmãzinha pudesse dar-lhe outra alfinetada, o menino berra:
– SE VOCÊ ENFIAR ESSE NEGÓCIO NA MINHA BUNDA DE NOVO EU TE ARREBENTO!!

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